10 Things I Hate About You
🇬🇧 A Patriotic Poem 🇬🇧
Based on 10 things I hate about you.
Dedicated to Nigel Farage and Richard Tice.
I hate the way you lie to us,
As you spew your bigotry,
I hate the deep blue suits you wear
When you con the citizenry.
I hate your public school record
When you said Hitler was right,
Gas ‘em all you sang to those whose skin,
Was darker than you’d like.
I hate the way you’re out to wreck
The things we all rely on,
Our human rights, our NHS,
Those workers’ rights, hard won.
You wreck cos you’ve no answers,
No policies that make sense,
Just your desire to vandalise
Lives of UK residents.
And now you stand there grinning
At the bonfire of damage you’ve done,
That smirk of satisfaction
At the web of lies you’ve spun.
I hate it so when you declare
Oh so innocently,
That you’re only asking questions when
You’re inciting depravity.
I hate it so when we find out
Your lot betrayed our UK,
To Russia’s Putin, warmong’ring lout
For your one desire, money.
I retch when I see you in the States
Rimming Trump’s shitty arse,
And parroting his lunacy
As you declare it’s right for us.
I hope by now you get it
You’ve failed on the human path,
You’ve not got love nor empathy
You utter sociopath.


